After the sentence concerning apple and samsung i've found an hold post in the blog of maddox that telling to us his opinion about iphone.
Dopo la sentenza a proposito di apple e di samsung ho trivato un vecchio articolo nel blog di maddox che ci dice la lua opinione a riguardo dell'iphone
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone
The iPhone is a piece of shit, and
so is your face.
No, I'm not going to get an iPhone, quit emailing me about it. I'm not getting one
because
I already have a phone that's better: it's called the Nokia E70, it's the pinnacle
of human achievement, and I love it more than my family:
You've probably never heard
of the E70 because Nokia's marketing team is busy finding every last dick in the universe
to suck, so I'm going to do their job for them and tell you about this product.
And no, I'm not being paid to do this. I'm just tired of the iPhone fanboys
shooting huge sticky wads and high-fiving each other (literally) over their stupid
cellphones.
First of all, the E70 has a full keyboard, not some shitty stripped down, tap-and-pray
smudgy piece of shit. Nokia uses a technology that's even more advanced
than the iPhone's tap screen, allowing you to actually feel the keys you press as
you're pressing them! The technology is called "tactile response," and it
allows you to do things like
dial a phone number without staring at your screen like a shit-chucking ape. In fact, every
other cellphone ever made has this technology, sometimes called "buttons."
This keyboard will not only stomp your colon, but the colons
of distant relatives of the human species such as lagomorphs, and hypothetical colons
of children you haven't even had yet. Want to type a backslash?
No problem. Ampersand? You bet your ass.
On an iPhone, you have to press an
additional button that opens up an alternate keypad that will allow you to type
numbers and punctuation. So typing something as simple as elipses (...) requires you
to tap your finger 9 times. Enjoy your phone, losers! People like me who
have shit to do will stick to a keyboard that doesn't have its lips wrapped firmly
to the user-interface equivalent of a throbbing dong:
When the iPhone was first announced, CEO Steve Jobs spewed enough BS to
cover a football field full of babies 3 feet deep in bullshit, which sounds cool
because he could have potentially murdered a football field full of babies, but
he passed on this opportunity by introducing the phone instead. He claimed that the phone was three devices
in one: an iPod, a phone, and an "Internet communications device." Oooh, an
Internet communications device?! AWESOME!
It's not three devices in one any more than my laptop is you morons.
Using Jobs' loose definition of what constitutes a separate device, technically my
laptop can be considered 8 devices in one:
A clock
A calculator
An "Internet communications device"
A phone (I can make voice calls with my modem)
A pornographic media storage device
A video player
A word processor
And an "iPod" (see below)
There's no such thing as an iPod. The word "iPod" is a marketing tool for a hard drive
with software that plays mp3s. Yeah, doesn't sound so sexy now, does it you chimps?
And an "internet
communications device" is officially the douchebaggiest way of saying "it has a
browser." So actually it's just a phone that plays mp3s and has a browser. SNORE.
The Nokia E70 not only plays mp3s, video, has a full browser and Wi-Fi, IMAP and
POP3 email, and Google Maps, but you can
even run terminal software to telnet or SSH into remote servers. What that means
in non-geek is that my phone is invincible. I can literally do anything. I can
reboot my web server if I want, and sometimes I do just because I can:
All of this power from a phone that's over a year old, and it only costs
$360. Even the browser kicks ass:
Here's a non-biased, side-by-side comparison of some
key features of each phone:
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iPhone
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Nokia E70
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Resolution:
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320x480
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352x416
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Storage:
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4 or 8 gigs (fixed).
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Unlimited. The E70 can use hot-swappable 2 GB mini SD cards, so you can have
as much storage as you want.
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Can customize ringtones with your own mp3s:
|
|
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Can record video:
|
|
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Screen turns into a smudgy piece of shit after a few minutes of use:
|
|
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Can send MMS messages:
|
|
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You have to send your phone to Apple when the battery dies and risk getting your phone lost, stolen, or damaged in transit:
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Yes.
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No.
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Plays MP3s:
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Holds your phone hostage to Apple for new software updates
because Apple won't allow everyone to develop applications for it:
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Voice dialing:
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Can record voice:
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Instant messaging:
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No.
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Yes.
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Can't do fundamental tasks like copy & paste text:
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Yes.
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No. Double negative, bitches!
|
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There you have it: the most objective comparison of two cellphones ever made. I think
I'll take the rest of the afternoon off and copy and paste text on my cellphone because I can.
5,429,485 people who bought an iPhone hadn't heard of the Nokia E70 until now
because Nokia's marketing team is too busy tossing salad to get the word out.
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